Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country ; illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans in Florida.

        Not me.  I concentrate on solutions to problems.  The result is a win-win-win situation:
   + Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border
   + Use the dirt to raise the levies in New Orleans
   + Put the Florida alligators in the moat.

        Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?