Hillary Clinton said that her childhood dream was to be an Olympic athlete. But she was not athletic enough. She said that she wanted to be an astronaut, but at the time they didn't take women. She said she wanted to go into medicine, but hospitals made her woozy. Should she be telling people this story? I mean she's basically saying she wants to be president because she can't do anything else. - Jay Leno
Top Democrats have mixed feelings about Sen.Hillary Clinton running for president. Apparently, some Democrats don't like the idea, while others hate it. - Conan O'Brien
In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why President Bush can't find the tallest man in Afghanistan. Probably for the same reason she couldn't find the fattest intern under the desk. - Jay Leno
Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs have come out. So much of her personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want to sleep with an intern." - Craig Kilborn
In Hillary Clinton's new book "Living History," Hillary details what it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife. Then on page two, the trouble starts." - Jay Leno
In the book, she says that when Bill told her he was having an affair, she said: "I could hardly breathe, I was gulping for air." No, I'm sorry, that's what Monica said. - David Letterman
CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it. - Jay Leno
Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New York. When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible--the one with only seven commandments. - David Letterman
