The Blonde and the Contractor
http://www.chronwatch-america.com/articles/2723/1/The-Blonde-and-the-Contractor/Page1.html
Leslie Morris
Leslie Morris is a humor collector who serves as a humor reporter for ChronWatch. Her daytime job is as a university employee in Birmingham, Alabama. By Leslie Morris
Published on 04/6/2008
It's making the rounds on the Internet.
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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I had not paid for them yet.
Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year ... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! "Helllooooo!" (I told him) "It's been a year"!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.... He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me.
Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore!
Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I had not paid for them yet.
Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year ... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! "Helllooooo!" (I told him) "It's been a year"!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.... He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me.
Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore!