ARKANSAS -- Several weeks after Barack Obama got into trouble over his pastor saying that the U.S. government introduced AIDS into the black population, Hillary Clinton is now faced with a similar mess.  Her pastor, Danielle Meyer, has now been caught saying in a sermon that the US government is also responsible for introducing PMS into the female population in order to destroy women.  A secret taping of one of her sermons from 2006 reveals a hatred of the government and America's long-time effort to bring down women.

        Quote from her sermon:
"The government lied about inventing PMS as a means of genocide against women. The government lied.  Women are fighting against each other, and they are fighting the wrong enemy.  Men are the enemy who oppress women so that men can live better lives.  Goddess damn America!  That's in the Bible.  Goddess damn America for its oppression and genocide of women!  When men die from Viagra overdoses, that's just pigeons coming home to nest after all of the women they have oppressed."

        Hillary Clinton's campaign quickly scrambled to control the damage.  Hillary said in an interview that "I can no more disown her than I can disown the female community.  I can no more disown her than I can disown my male grandfather--a man who helped raise me, after he told me women belong in the kitchen and making pies."  Clinton is expected to give an historic speech on sexism within the next week.