Let’s imagine that the American electorate had a totally unfamiliar person running for President of the United States and, oddly, that whenever he appeared in public he always carried a small box under his arm.  Being innately skeptical of the unknown, reasonable Americans asked the obvious question: What is in that box?

        The candidate’s stock answer was always that the box contained a fruitcake, given to him by his loving grandmother.  But those skeptical-but-reasonable Americans couldn’t help wondering if the innocent-sounding fruitcake was not, in fact, a stealth explosive device--considering September 11 and all that!

        The candidate obdurately refused to lift the lid of the box, going so far as trying to silence the skeptics by placing a photo of a fruitcake on the Internet, along with a picture of himself, his swear-on-a-holy-Bible grandmother, and the fruitcake itself.  What's more, he paid a boatload of attorneys hundreds of thousand dollars--actually more than a million--to fight the efforts of skeptics to reveal the contents of the box.

        The media--whose job it is to vet candidates by researching their backgrounds--argued that the box contained what the candidate said it did, i.e., a fruitcake.

        Bleeding-heart liberals, whose DNA guilt for the slavery that their ancestors were culpable for, said that, of course, the box contained a fruitcake.  Then again, they agreed that whatever the box contained, it didn’t matter.  Expiating their guilt by kissing the candidate’s feet which trumped even a cursory examination of the box’s contents. To them, a Black presidential candidate was sufficient to abandon any semblance of objective journalism.

        In essence, the now-disgraced liberal media--which is dying a slow-but-inevitable death--believed a candidate who said he heard nothing while he sat enthralled for 20 years in a racist “church” where anti-Americanism was screeched routinely from the pulpit.  It’s really no mystery that they continue to echo: ''There’s a fruitcake in that box!''

        But most Americans still wonder what exactly is in Barack Obama’s secret box.  Is it his former or real name, Barry Soetoro?  We know that Barry Soetoro was Obama’s name when he lived for years in Indonesia, as a citizen of that country.  We know that his professed religion in Indonesia was Islam.

        Day by day, the American public is clamoring for Obama to open that box, to prove that he is, in fact, a “natural born” America citizen.  If he doesn’t , he can’t  blame skeptics for thinking that the box he carries contains an explosive device.  Explosive as in ''constitutional crisis''!

        If Obama is not a natural-born American citizen, then his oath to uphold and protect the United States of America is null and void, his status as commander in chief non-existent, both of them lies that would  immediately disqualify him from continuing to hold the office of POTUS.

        Many of us wonder at Obama’s Marxist agenda to destroy the greatest country on the planet.  In just four short months, he has bankrupted us, given us trillions of dollars of debt, curried favor with our sworn enemies, and apologized for America all over the world.

        Yet his apologists and some so-called conservatives tell us to wait and see what he’ll do next, while refusing to address the box.  This causes skeptics like me to wonder: Do the conservative talking heads and the Federal Communication Commission (FCC) have some kind of backroom understanding?  Waiting to see what Obama will do is akin to giving an arsonist a part-time job in a dynamite factory, then looking in wide-eyed disbelief at the explosion!

        By his actions, I suspect there is no fruitcake in the box Obama carries, but rather a bundle of political dynamite.  Why else would he keep it so tightly closed?  Why not open it for all to see?  If it’s a fruitcake in that box, we’ll do lunch!   If it’s not, then We the People demand that you honor our Constitution and prove your eligibility to be president.  If you can’t do that, if you’ve perpetrated a fraud on America, I would demand the highest penalty under the law--an indictment and conviction for fraud and for the eminent danger in which you’ve placed America.