- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 
 
- We know stuff about tanks.

- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

- We can open our own jars.

- We don't have to learn to spell a new last name.

- We get extra credit for the slightest of thoughtfulness.

- Wedding plans take care of themselves.

- One who forgets to invite you to something can still be our friend.

- Our underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
 
- If you're 34 and single, nobody notices.
 
- Everything on our face stays the same color.

- We can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
 
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
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- We don't have to clean the apartment if the meter reader comes.

- Car mechanics tell us the truth.
 
- We can quietly watch a ball game with a buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
 
- Wedding dress - $2000. Tuxedo rental - $80.

- We can drop by a friend without having to bring a little gift.
 
- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, we just might become lifelong friends.
 
- Our friends can be trusted to never trap us with: "So, do you notice anything different?"

- We are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

- We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
 
- The same hairstyle will last for years, maybe decades.

- We don't have to shave below our neck.

- Our belly usually hides our big hips.

- We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
 
- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.