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Burt Prelutsky

Burt Prelutsky is a versatile writer of television series and movies, and the author of the new book, "The Secret of Their Success: Interviews With Legends and Luminaraies."

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» The Sorry State of the Union

By Burt Prelutsky | Published 02/6/2010 | From Our Writers | Unrated

I watched the State of the Union address and all I could think of was how lucky I was that I had never been elected to Congress. I lost count of how many times during the interminable hour and a half, that I would have been shouting out, “You lie,” “Go back where you came from” and the rhetorical “Just how stupid do you think we are?”

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» Confessions of a Conservative

By Burt Prelutsky | Published 02/4/2010 | From Our Writers | Unrated

I have a confession to make. For the past year or so, I have belonged to a secret organization. It was a group of Hollywood-based conservatives.

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» From Galileo to Gore

By Burt Prelutsky | Published 01/30/2010 | From Our Writers | Unrated

It was almost 400 years ago that Galileo Galilei was denounced as a heretic for proclaiming that the earth revolved around the sun and not the other way around. These days, Al Gore tells giant fibs about the weather in order to line his pockets and inflate his ego and it’s those who call him on it who are accused of heresy.

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» The Only Problem With Democracy Is People

By Burt Prelutsky | Published 01/27/2010 | From Our Writers | Unrated

Liberals, a group numbering in the millions, are of the opinion that their compassionate intentions out-weigh logic, honesty, and principles.

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» WMDs in Your BVDs

By Burt Prelutsky | Published 01/23/2010 | From Our Writers | Unrated

Liberals like to lay the blame for Islamic terrorism on one of two causes: namely, the poverty in most Muslim nations or American foreign policy. Sometimes, just for variety, they’ll mention both items. And, as usual, they’re dead wrong on both counts.

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» The Pathology of Liberalism

By Burt Prelutsky | Published 01/20/2010 | From Our Writers | Unrated

Psychiatrists are forever seeking the cause and cure of various diseases. They have focused on everything from paranoia to schizophrenia and clinical depression, but I think it’s high time they turned their attention to liberalism.

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» A Nation of Immigrants and Ingrates

By Burt Prelutsky | Published 01/16/2010 | From Our Writers | Unrated

For a very long time now, special interest groups have attempted to label as racists those of us opposed to illegal aliens. The truth, of course, is that those who argue for amnesty are the actual racists. The very same people who are so eager to roll out the red carpet for Latinos would be the first to demand closed borders if 15 or 20 million Aussies, Poles, or South Koreans, were sneaking in.

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» Liberals Check Their Brains at the Door

By Burt Prelutsky | Published 01/13/2010 | From Our Writers | Unrated

Unlike Republicans, who will stay home on election day if the party nominee doesn’t pass a litmus test of political purity, liberals will fall into line for any cretin who has a (D) after his or her name.

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» Life Here on the Planet Bizarro

By Burt Prelutsky | Published 01/9/2010 | From Our Writers | Unrated

Based on the e-mail that I receive from my readers, I understand that I’m not alone in thinking that the left-wing lugnuts have turned America into the world’s biggest loony bin. I’m not quite sure how they managed to pull it off, but the evidence of their mischief is obvious and overwhelming.

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» Hooray for Hollywood

By Burt Prelutsky | Published 01/6/2010 | From Our Writers | Unrated

In other words, if a genie somehow managed to switch everyone in Hollywood with everyone in Congress, you would barely notice it. In fact, aside from the fact that the paparazzi would all have to pack up and move east and that “Henry Waxman: The Musical!” would finally be green-lighted at Universal, life would go on as usual.

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Blogs by this Author

Dancing With the Candidates

Published 01/6/2008

I believe I could very well be the only person in America with a television set who has never watched a single so-called reality show....

I'm Happy That I Live in a Christian Nation

Published 01/12/2008

Usually, when people say they’re not religious, they’re looking to pick a fight or at least start an argument. That’s probably because peop...

All Kidding Aside: Obama for President?

Published 01/19/2008

One of the obvious differences between Democrats and Republicans is the role that religion plays in their presidential campaigns. For instance, every Democrat...