Don’t confuse the title above with the environmental movement. Heaven knows that Democrats aren’t about to forego those big SUVs, yachts, jets, and multi-fireplace mansions. Offsetting carbon credits is up to you “little people” purchasing a five dollar light bulb (which is umpteen times more polluting). Actually, it will take quite a few of you “little people” installing green-pocket bulbs to offset the 100 gallons of gasoline per hour that Al Goresky’s new houseboat burns.
I’m talking about the color green for envy over John McCain’s choice for vice-president of the United States--Sarah Palin. The beautiful governor of Alaska requires little cosmetics to embody the best of the female species. Our conservative veep candidate has experienced real life with the traits that have made America great and she has done so effortlessly not with a lifelong political animal quest for power, but because that’s who she is: a mother of five and wife, and a person who has lived life and succeeded.
Sarah Palin has never needed to “reinvent” herself, just like she has never needed to acquire a hair and beauty consultant” because personal ego is way-down on her list of things to do. Sarah Palin has governed Alaska not by polls, but by doing the right thing. Can anyone mention the last time a liberal did the right thing? Her experience as an American citizen, mother, wife, mayor, and PTA member, mean that all the millions of Americans who aren’t part of the elite might finally have found a voice inside the beltway. Most politicians claim to speak for the common man. Sarah IS the common man. Unlike Barack Hussein Obama who came out of the corrupt Chicago political machine and had his lawyers knock his opponents off the ballot on technicalities, Sarah Palin became governor of Alaska by taking-on corruption and winning.
Unlike Barack Hussein Obama who has secured the support of Middle Eastern Muslim terrorist dollars, Sarah Palin is home grown apple pie. She is an all-American hard-working woman who gained the support of her neighbors because she isn’t one of the “life just isn’t fair” liberal crowd and her messages are from her heart, not the teachings of communist and Muslim mentors. She is from the stock of citizen legislators our founding fathers favored.
Left-wing feckless socialist gadflies are already winging barbs about Palin’s 17-year-old daughter being five-months pregnant. Unlike Barack Hussein Obama who doesn’t want his daughters “punished with a baby” and supported the grotesque “infantcide” law, the Palin Family has addressed the issue stating that the young couple will be married and face the responsibility of raising their child. Given the love and strength within this family, one may conclude the daughter and her husband will move forward with their child in a long life of success and happiness and never once consider their child a “punishment.” The Palin family is more interested in making the system work than in working the system. Liberals, please look up the definitions of the words “love” and “character.”
Envious liberals are using the word “vetted” in their gossipy blogs about Sarah because down deep, they realize “vetted” with Barack Hussein Obama would reveal information to the mass public about their candidate that would raise eyebrows--beginning with where was he born, his relationships with overseas Muslim “bag men,” and his friendships with communists.
The light in your face isn’t nearly as bright as when it is shinning on someone else. “Vetted” would mean explaining quotations in Obama’s books like “If the political winds get ugly I will side with the Muslims.” This and several anti-white, anti-American passages would cause the socialist machine to invent an entirely new set of linguistic gymnastics.
Sarah Palin offers real change to the status quo of the good ole boy Democrat corrupt political machine of “keeping the little man down while letting him think you are helping him.” Sarah IS one of the “little people.”
And the last but perhaps the biggest area of ENVY among liberal nabobs is Sarah’s husband, Todd. She married herself a real man. Todd is the kind of guy who chose iron man physical activity over cocktail party gossip, and he probably uses plain ole Aqua Velva shave lotion instead of some French perfume disguised as “cologne.” The color of female liberal green is “swoon.'' This guy is a stud and you need only to see photographs of them together to realize “McLintock” is alive and well and living in the body of Todd Palin.
So, keep turning darker shades of green, envious of the fact: Here is a real American woman and mom that we like because she is down to earth. Sarah Palin embodies the spirit of America. She is positive, and gentle, and kind, but tough enough to get the job done. Sarah Palin isn’t mean or bitter. She hasn’t written college papers about evil white people because she’s been too busy being concerned with the lives of ALL people as a small-town mayor in Alaska with peoples of different races. She identifies with America and American women, not Middle East Muslims or African tribes.
Sarah, like you, wants change, but change for the betterment of lives in America, not change for the betterment of a globalist “one world” multicultural scheme powered by Islam and driven by the anti-American United Nations.
Like it or not, Sarah Palin and John McCain are all-Americans ready to do the job for Americans. Think of that before you enviously place someone who “will side with the Muslims” in our nation’s White House.
Richard Carroll is an op-ed writer and the author of the books, "Terrorists' Crossing" and "Orphaned Heroes."